function life(luck, health, love, talent, money) { if (luck is low) return do { if (love is not empty and luck is high) meet someone and stay with them else if (love is empty) live alone, sadly else if (luck is high) hook up meaninglessly else if (money is high) marry anyone you please if (talent is known) { learn your craft exploit your talent if (luck is high and money is not important) stick to it } else { figure out your talent } if (money is high) { help others eat well buy expensive things travel extravagantly } } while (health > 0) return }
Life as a Function
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