Katie has said two of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. One time we were talking about something about some kid who didn’t have a father and I said that I thought it was a shame. This made Katie mad because she was friends with this kid and she thought I was insulting him. She was mad at me – I could tell – and she was just sort of standing there in the kitchen when all of a sudden she said “I wish I didn’t have a Dad.” I thought this was very funny.
Just now she said something pretty funny too. She asked me if I had Planet Earth on my computer. I said, in my best smart ass voice, “Yeah, Katie – I have the third planet from the sun on my computer” – this made her mad again – what she really meant was “Did I have Google Earth on my computer”. I told her I removed it from my computer because “Google Earth takes up a lot of space and its ugly” because it is and it does. After a few seconds she said “You take up a lot of space and you’re ugly too, Daddy.”